TOP 10 Rejected City Slogans - [E] | |||
| 1 | Woodstock - Where littering, freeloading, sex with strangers, trashing people's property, and tripping out naked in the mud never sounded more romantic. | ||
| 2 | Cape Town - Getting screwed by the white man for over six centuries. (Starting with the crummy prices they paid on the slaves we sold them.) | ||
| 3 | Seattle - The home of coffee, rain, grunge music, cigarette butts, vomit, and drug-induced suicide. | ||
| 4 | Hong Kong - As free as ancient Chinese dragon. (Just before it's chopped up, injected with MSG, and served with chopsticks.) | ||
| 5 | Hollywood - You don't need fake tits to make it in this town. Only a fake soul. | ||
| 6 | Florence - We brought the Renaissance into this world. We can take it out. | ||
| 7 | Bangkok - If it's crispy, has a sticky red sauce, and smells like fish, you've come to the right whorehouse. | ||
| 8 | Hoboken - Just because Sinatra was born here doesn't mean we have any class. | ||
| 9 | Tijuana - Where waking up in a jail cell with a broken rib cage, a dozen venereal diseases, and wearing nothing but a sombrero is only the beginning. | ||
| 10 | Naples - Don't think of our chicks as elderly, think of them as "sun roasted" | ||
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| Der Autor meint: LOL... mehr gibts da wohl nicht zu sagen |
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